Stanthorpe: Vincenzo's

Vincenzo's is located about fifteen minutes outside Stanthorpe, between it and Warwick. They attract a lot of business through the big apple statue out the front, the fact that they're on the main drag in and out of town, and through spruiking themselves as a deli / cafe / bar / gift shop / whatever.
Next time you're passing through, don't bother.
Uninspiring to say the least, and the pie we bought was all crust, sauce and no innards. Gifts for sale were kitschy and irrelevant.

Deli goods: maybe if you're desperate. Standard.
Sorry, Vincenzo's: I really wanted to like you and spend up big, but you failed to tempt me. And if you can't tempt ME, highly-suggestible as I am, then you REALLY need to lift the bar.