Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

That's right.
And to think people LAUGHED when I said I found a 50-cent VHS tape at the primary school trash-and-treasure. Not trash, but TREASURE!!!
It's got claymation, a 2-second shot of nipple, a Mad Max and Skeletor lovechild guy, hardly any dialogue, Jabberwocky quotes, lots of terrible acting and lame fake fighting, a giant rhino from the future, lobster-crab hybrids ripped off from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and a scrawny girl in hi-cut fur pants. Hot.
Looks like we've located the talent for my next creepy movie night.

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