Ten things Queenslanders never have to worry about

1. We'll never have dead springtime gardens from having to salt the driveways in winter to melt all the snow.
2. By the time our kids are grown up, today's house, fuel and grocery prices will be a dream of the past. People will wonder what the hell we were all complaining about.
3. Moles will never dig up our vegie patches.
4. Earthquakes and cyclones are highly unlikely to destroy our communities.
5. Tomatoes are always cheap.
6. Bananas are back.
7. If Kochie runs for Lord Mayor, he won't get in.
8. Traffic on the Ipswich Motorway / Coro Drive / Gateway can only get better.
9. The Ekka will never disappear. Herefords, showbags and cake displays will continue to bless us each year.
10. None of us will ever die from a vitamin E or sunlight deficiency.