Goodbye, James Blunt

Essex FM has banned James Blunt from its playlist.
Apparently listeners were complaining that they needed a break, and he had stated publicly that people should "just turn off" if they didn't like his music.
Well, James, seems like they took that to heart. You sappy sugar-coated half-man.

Our oven is notoriously unreliable. After the third failed cake, I lost it, and I yelled out: "Pete!! Who's someone we hate??" The response was immediate: "James Blunt".

It was then christened the James Blunt Oven: a tribute to its complete inability to perform.