Saturday, October 31, 2009

Reese Witherspoon looks terrible



Seen the new Avon perfume ad starring Reese Witherspoon?

She looks nothing like her usual fresh glowing self. Her face seems to be a whole new puffy shape and she totters over the bridge like a 19-year-old slapper wearing her first pair of race-day heels. The shot where she looks back over her shoulder at the camera is deeply tragic. She appears to have no neck. Stumpy McGee. Check out the dark circles under the eyes in the final shot.
What happened, Reese? Did they CGI you? Do you really look like that? I know you didn't create the ad, but surely you checked it, right?
I do like the camellia tree, though. That would be nice to have in your front yard.

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